Just for Fun

Best comeback ever!

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he  is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to him. 
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - blue, green, orange, red & purple - 
and my dad kept staring at her.

The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.

When she’d finally had enough, she sarcastically asked: 

“What’s the matter old man, never  done anything wild in your life?“

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn’t choke
on his response – I knew he’d have a good one!

In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid: 

“Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock… I was just wondering if you were my daughter.”